How often should I bathe my dog?

- Megan H, Cardiff

Never. You should never put your dog through the humiliation of making him smell like a flower. We likes to smell of mud and fox poo- that's why we rolls in them! If you insist on doing it, don't expect us to be grateful or stay like that for long. First chance we gets, we is off to find something even smellier to roll in. That'll learn you.