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Disclaimer: This is written by a dog with a strange sense of humour and is not intended to answer serious questions about your dog's health or mental well-being. If you are genuinely concerned about your dog, please do the responsible thing and consult a vet.

What should I feed my dog to keep him happy and healthy?

- John M, Liverpool



Ah, now this is actually two different questions. If you wants to know what to feed a dog to keep him healthy, this is not the blog for you. I is not a nutritionist- I is a dog. Keeping your dog happy? That's easy!

One word. Sausages.

We loves sausages. And cheese. And bacon. And carrots. We loves lots of things to nom, but mostly we love the ones that is probably not good for us. We gets fat if we eats too many sausages, which is why humans not give them too much, which we is why we gets very excited when we gets one! So, if you wants your dog to be happy, give him sausages on a regular basis.

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