Why do dogs sniff other dogs' bottoms?

- Tina L, Boston

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Ahhh, an interesting one to start us off.

Dogs sniff other dogs' bottoms because it's all a part of the conspiracy to embarrass our humans. Humans consider bottom sniffing to be the height of bad manners, and so one of our greatest joys is to do it as often as possibles- and sometimes we does it to humans too. Much fun and laughter for us. But, you must not make this common knowledge or the humans will spoil our fun.